*Ahem* Dear brain, are you listening?

Note to self: Buck up and stop being so fucking emo.  It's pathetic, mmkay?  No one wants to read overworded paragraphs about you ultimately coming to the conclusion that you have NO IDEA what the hell you're talking about. <-- and that was a long-ass sentence.  Feelings are bullshit, so knock it off!  And stop handing out ammunition so freely. 'nuff said.